We put a cat in charge.The scientists have been reassigned to the floor.
Six clipboards. Zero conclusions.Someone ate the hypothesis.
Scientists reveal the hi.Please remain mildly confused.
DO NOT MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT. (DO IT.)
↓ SCROLL TO MAKE THIS SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM
Containment failed. The greeting is now everyone’s problem.
CASE FILE / HI-0001
A deeply unqualified investigation.
Scroll to contaminate the evidence.
employee of the month.A science story about ginger fur gave the internet a very expressive face.
classified. probably.A serious-looking headline becomes a meme. The internet begins its peer review.
hi.The caption becomes “Scientists reveal the hi.” The nonsense is the entire joke.
bye.New captions. Strange faces. Inverted colors. Nobody filled out the paperwork.
your hi.No interview. No qualifications. Just this cat and a very worrying amount of responsibility.
Enter the labHR HAS STOPPED ANSWERING.
Every department is run by the same cat. Accounting says hi. Legal says hi. The fire exit says hi.
Make your hi01 / ApplyPrevious experience: being online.
02 / ResearchStare at cat. Cat stares back.
03 / PublishCongratulations. You made it worse.
Do not feed the evidence.
Click it instead. That seems fine.
The printer is out of credibility. It still has plenty of ink.
NOT PEER REVIEWED. THE PEERS ARE ALSO CATS.
YOUR INVOLUNTARY PROMOTION
Your desk is a cardboard box. Your supervisor is orange.
Your first assignment: say hi.
THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A HI.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense.
Make a memeDo the wrong thing again